A QUESTION FOR YOU

March 5th, 2010

Part of this weeks show will discuss not so much a particular topic, but the animus many display when the topic is breached by our broadcast, that topic being religion.

Yes, ‘they’ say one should never talk politics or religion in ‘mixed’ settings, and this is generally true or a good rule to be guided by when having a family get together and such.

My question to you, which you may answer by replying to this posting or by an e mail (the address: Johnplightning@AOL.COM) is simply this: Do you favor us discussing the topics of religion, faith, GOD and beliefs in general, or do you think we should eschew this ‘heavy’, controversial and often polarizing area of discussion?

A simple up or down vote as it were will do, or you may provide a more detailed response or you may register the equivalent of ‘present’.

I’d really like to ascertain whether or not the rationale for those who strongly object to such shows is based on their not wanting to hear comments disparaging of their beliefs, or contrary to their beliefs, or is it something else?

Your comments are most appreciated here, and hopefully also will be presented live this Sunday, all part of Americas best kept talk radio secret (Godamn it… er, so to speak), here at John Lightning.Com, home of original formula Radio NewYork International.

A CLASSIC

March 4th, 2010

 

New York Post (or the New York Compost as it is known around these parts) cartoonist Sean Delonas, often critqued harshly around these parts, definitely got to me with this cartoon lampooning my states rather embattled and credibility challanged Governor, David Paterson.

I cannot tell a lie, when I saw this I started laughing out loud and for a while. Yes I am a sick SOB and I love this cartoon.

Meanwhile little bombs keep dropping that would be minor at best but his penchant for being disingenous when a little truth could have bailed him out is making him look mighty done these days.

Driven by the medias insatiable need for new political red meat, and his overall lack of competence, Paterson will probably be forced to go.

As far as race goes, sure it factors in here, but not significantly.

Yes, he is innocent until proven guilty, but he is surely guilty of being a mediocre govenor at best. If he goes now or at the end of his term, it will not be soon enough for someone I thought would be a worthy sucessor to Client #9. Truly a shame.

TONIGHT ON RNI

February 28th, 2010

Tonight let the link provided below lead you to the seductive pleasures you’ll obtain listening to the audio ministrations of our own DAVE The BOOGIE MAN, as he regales you with another 3 plus hours of the finest music ignored by Conglomco radio.

Unless your health is already shot, or you don’t mind getting shot, call up our audio stream, at about 7:30 PM Eastern Time, when the pre-game festivities begin.

It’s all part and parcel of original formula Radio NewYork International, originating from (can you guess?)… New York City.

http://johnlightning.com/webcast/

RECENT EXTRAVAGONZO AUDIO POSTED

February 26th, 2010

 Finally! Technical issues and my laziness and the storm related OT that has left me an early to bed kinda guy more so than usual, have been resolved and the audio of our last two Extravagonzo’s is now ready for downloading and should be streaming live.

As usual, the shows are relatively representative of what we do and why we were recently voted the Internets ‘Best radio program for people with eclectic and weird tastes who lack the taste, class and personal respect to listen to something better’ (by the Institute of Recent Polls Inc. (a wholly owned subsidiary of 11L/RNI)).

So if you missed any or all of our recent outings please catch up while you have the chance and while I enjoy (hopefully) my ‘off’ week (so to speak, as it can be argued that I am ‘off’ every week!) until we reconvene with more silliness and seriousness in the mix you crave, on March 7th.

LIVE LIGHTNING THIS SUNDAY

February 20th, 2010

 

It’s another bi-weekly meeting of the Bi-Polar Bears Club, as chilly New York’s remnants of the original RNI pirate crew take to the net for another 2 or 3 hours of unbridled lunacy and lucidity, as 11L/RNI and your radio pally John P. Lightning extends himself once more for your infotainment.

Drop whatever other plans you may have made for Sunday evening, and bask in the soothing, cool emoluments of the talk and more show that is America’s best kept radio secret… DAMNIT!… Radio New York International.

PRE GAME FESTIVITIES: Commence at 7:30 Eastern

JOHN P. LIGHTNING & COMPANY: Saunters in at about 8 Eastern

See you on the radio (so to speak)

Palin Says Family Guy Offends Her ‘As a Fellow Cartoon’

February 19th, 2010

 NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Continuing her attack on the animated program “Family Guy,” former Alaska governor Sarah Palin said today that she was particularly offended by the show “as a fellow cartoon.”

“It always hurts to be attacked, but when you’re attacked by one of your own, that’s particularly hurting,” she said.

Gov. Palin says that the “Family Guy” attacks on her “highlight a growing problem in our society” which she called “cartoon-on-cartoon violence.”

She said that she planned to hold a “Cartoon Summit” to discuss the issue and would invite the country’s leading cartoon characters, including Homer Simpson, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Glenn Beck.

ANOTHER CLASSIC

February 9th, 2010

Our last Extravagonzo was yet another classic example of the infotainment we provide.

With my angry show open (as I ripped into the Big Guy) and as I threatened to spin totally out of control, I knew it would be a keeper.

The show will be available for downloading and streaming on Wednesday. I’ve been toiling on the railroad late into the PM hours, so I have not been at the 11L facility to upload the show yet.

If you missed it in favor of the Stupid Bowl, redeem yourself, you callous cad, and download or listen commencing Wednesday to another unedited, as it happened, warts and all edition of Original Formula Radio NewYork International.

And be sure to join Brother Dave this week, as he lays down the musical bed of dreams you should comfortably lay upon this week, as he cues up another three hours of essential music. As always, we thank you for your fealty to 11L/RNI… from New York City to the world!

Toyota Unveils New Slogan: “Drive a Toyota. You’ll Never Stop.”

February 9th, 2010

 

TOKYO (The Borowitz Report) - Hoping to reverse a series of public relations setbacks, Toyota today unveiled a new slogan, “Drive a Toyota. You’ll Never Stop.”

Company spokesman Hiroshi Kyosuke said that the slogan was chosen after the company considered several others, including “Toyota Puts the Pedal to the Metal. And Keeps it There.”

Mr. Kyosuke said that the company considered, but then abandoned, the slogan, “Toyota. The Last Car You’ll Ever Drive.”

FOOTBALL FREE SUNDAY

February 6th, 2010

 

RNI shall be all new and ALL LIVE, as I step behind the big microphone once more to regale you with whatever I deem appropriate, as we ignore the Stupor Bowl and bring you another 2 or 3 hours of talk to tame your pre Monday blues.

I advise you join us at the usual links, with our pre-game music interlude at 7:30 ish Eastern Time, and then your EXTRAVAGONZO, straight up at 8 PM.

See you on the radio.

John L

PS: Thanks to the Big Guy, most of our programming archives are back on-line for your listening edification. Luxuriate in downloading them as desired.

 LISTEN LIVE LINK: http://johnlightning.com/webcast/

CHESTY McCLEAVAGE ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY FOR NEW YORK SENATE SEAT

February 1st, 2010

(Special to 11L/RNI)

Chesty McCleavage, international porn star, perhaps most famous for her role in Stephen Sploogberg’s infamous five boner suck and sleaze classic ‘BRABREAK MOUNTAINS’, announced her intention to throw her 48 triple D’s in the ring, and run in this falls New York State Senate race.

Born in Juggsville Arkansas, and now residing in California’s Silicon Valley, Miss McCleavage said that she was encouraged to run after witnessing the come from behind victory of Republican Scott Brown in Massachusetts. Mr. Brown much like Miss McCleavage, has been a person used for gratification purposes, having once posed nude for Cosmopolitan magazine.

‘I think, er, like the people of New York, er, the state, need someone like me to, like, shake things up’, she said, while thrusting her rack of renowned at reporters, causing an eye injury to an AP photographer.

‘I’m like, the breast candidate for the job’, she said with a Palinesque wink, continuing, ‘unlike most politicians who just fuck people in public, I know what its like to get fucked in public’.

When one reporter asked her just what her credentials to run for the Senate seat were, she replied ‘Are you blind hon’?

When another suggested that her planned move to New York City’s Tenderloin District would make her a carpetbagger, a charge also levied at Tennessee congressman Harold Ford, who is considering running for the same seat, Miss McCleavage replied ‘Er like I’m no carpetbagger, actually I’m more of a carpet muncher’ an obvious reference to her movie role opposite Clitoria Whole, starring as sappho sisters in the 2008 lesbian adventure ‘Return to Hootersville’.

Asked if she could identify the capitol of New York State, she heaved her chest forward and said ‘Duh, that would be the Pussycat Lounge silly’, which prompted much laughter from the assembled media. Keeping her composure she then said ‘Lookit, I can take on big… issues, and like, I’m a lot easier on the eyes than that dykie lookin’ bitch Kirsten Gillibrand.

Despite the derisive treatment from the press, Chesty had her share of supporters carrying signs, including ones proclaiming “Chesty 2012 in the Ovals Office’, ‘Put Chesty under the big top’, and ‘Chesty’s the one… or is that two?’