Archive for October, 2009

FUNDRAISING TIME AT 11L/RNI… HELP!

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

 

we will take as many of these as you can spare

Now that PBS, NPR and everyone else have gotten their fund raising drives out of the way, it is past time for the first ever 11L/Radio NewYork International Fund Raising Marathon.

Unlike the rest however, we are conducting our BEGATHON (The term “BEGATHON’ is copyright 2009 11L Industries) off the air.

This gig has never made the staff of 11L/RNI any money (despite the desperate and vicious bilge engaged in by some). All I would like is for this site to occasionally bring in enough money to help pay the cost of the server (the server being the computer we rent that allows for us to store our audio and send out 100 plus live feeds of our show).

That monthly fee is a minimum of $100. With heavy usage and downloading of our shows (and it seems many of you do listen ‘delayed’ by downloading the show or streaming our audio), some months our cost can be 50% higher. I absorb this fee as I have since the inception of our internet site & audio services.

While other staff and you kind folks have been rather helpful when possible, that assistance is generally rather minimal. It is time to really show the love and help us reach our goal of $50,000 by the end of November.

Unrealistic you say? Well, you are correct sir!

So instead, we ask you to send whatever you can, whenever you can, to help us defer some of the cost that most months I alone suffer.

Heck this gig has never even come near to just breaking even, and that is all I’ve ever wanted it to do. So we seek your assistance NOW.

If everyone listening live and on demand, and downloading programming from our servers growing archives sent even the occasional $5 bucks or so (much more of course, would be greatly appreciated) this expense would be quite covered and not an issue.

So please, before the holiday season and its money draining effects arrive, use our PAYPAL button to help aid and abet the quality Talk & Music programming that is our labor of love with your donation to our ON LINE BEGATHON.

And if you act now (and I mean right now!) you will receive a personal thank you E-Mail from Johnny Lightning (Gasp!(This is normally a $50.00 value)) so become a PAY PALLY today and help see to it I don’t go any further into the financial tank keeping this silly site and show here for you.

If we meet our goal of ANY MONEY, and you really show your support, it will help tell us you enjoy what we do enough to help finance it. That will encourage us to keep bringing you the best Internet radio anywhere! My thanks on behalf of the entire crew, in advance, for your expected show of support for our shows.

P.S. We will update you on the amount we receive, if only to prove how futile these efforts are, and hopefully shame you into doing more!

NO PUBLIC OPTION EQUALS NO HEALTH CARE PLAN

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

 

How do you spell “sucks”? I know how I spell it… Lieberman.

This turncoat piece of debris continues to show what a useless contrary lout he is, as he has come out against the public option, WHICH SHOULD BE AT THE HEART OF A REAL HEALTH CARE PLAN!

Sorry but nothing else will do or matter at all. Without the option of a government run option, which all polls continue to show a sizeable majority of Americans want, any other legislation passed would be B.S., meaningless, toothless, and useless!

Okay, no one expected the inane and insane wooing of the likes of Olympia Snowe to get her to actually come across and deliver what her constituents desire, but this lowlife Lieberman (Ind-Dem? Ct.) continuously proves to be a cancer to the body politick (Connecticut voters support 64 - 30 percent giving people the option to buy health insurance from a government plan).

Of course some, such as Olympia, try to con us with the Snowe job of perhaps accepting a bill that calls for a trigger to be needed to institute this required reform. More pure B.S.

In all likelihood, the bill would be ‘constructed’ in such a manner as to see to it that the trigger never gets pulled. It would be a ‘show’ option and nothing more, resulting in the passage of more useless legislation.

The 2003 Medicare prescription drug legislation had a trigger. And while health care costs have gone higher than the Fillmore East full of Dead Heads circa 1971, the public provision in that bill has never been triggered. Yes, the system is rigged in such a way that the finger on the trigger never pulls it back far enough to fire off the salvo needed to reduce costs.

And sadly the ongoing disappointment that is President Obama, seems incapable of breaking a few legs or doing whatever is required to roust up enough votes to insure a filibuster proof bill be presented.

By playing perennial nice guy, Mr. easy going asshole president may gain little more than a wholly pyrrhic victory if any legislation is approved that does not include a real public option.

Apparently Liber-traitor thinks the bill would overburden the Government which we keep hearing can’t do anything right. As if our military never does anything right, as if Medicare, SSI, and functioning public works programs of all kinds prove anything other than the fact that our government does most things right, many exceedingly well.

It is a given, that a much higher percentage of every dollar Medicare spends on healthcare for we the people goes to healthcare, not administrative costs and other ‘overhead’ expenses. Private HMO’s take a large bite out of each dollar to administer their services, and secure the obscene wages meted out to their managers, who run operations whose primary concern is not providing health care, but making themselves profitable by denying as much health care as possible.

If a bill as watered down as the drinks at ‘Trick’s’ (Brooklyn’s premier singles bar) is what we get saddled with, we all lose and any hope for Obama will have been erased.

The lie that the government cannot deliver on healthcare is just that. It is time the choice, THE CHOICE of going to Uncle Samuel for health care, be afforded to all of we the people who desire such a choice. It should not be forced upon anyone, and no bill allowing states to opt-out should be allowed either.

Some good ol’ one size fits all states legislation is needed, no state(s) should get short shrift because of recalcitrant local legislators who have their heads so far up the asses of Health insurance industry campaign contributors that they have a better view of their intestines than the peoples need for affordable health care!

Fa Napoli, enough already! Whatever change any of us foolishly expected the new guy in the oval office to deliver has yet to be found. The same old politics and cronyism is the order of the day.


This paper mache president promised much and has delivered only cold soggy pizza to the public. All his talk of a public option was never nothing more than talk, verbal smoke and mirrors signifying ‘I’m full of shit’. Faced with real opposition to his plan, he wilted and conceded and we the conned are no closer to our bailout!

Yep, a lot of Americans need to be bailed out to keep health costs from leaving them destitute. Hey, I’m fortunate to be employed by an employer that provides a relatively comprehensive health care plan that does not burden me with health care costs that could leave someone else in possession of all that I think I own.

But most of us are not in that position. Medicare for everyone is affordable, is required, it should indeed be, a civil right in a nation as wealthy as ours! No citizen should face bankruptcy for just trying to stay healthy, to live, to pursue the happiness we are told we also have a right to.

The so-called blue dog dick Democrats need to be put on a choker chain collar and reigned in. But the milquetoast man at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. lacks the political killer instinct and the guts to fight for what is right. As politicians go, he is in many regards as bad as his pitiful predecessor, unwilling to really lead and be the boss, not everyone’s pal.

My disgust with the this system of ours, where the fix is always in and your voice cannot be heard over the babbling gaggle of special interests that really run America, has reached a new high and left me feeling pretty low about my country and it’s often inert leadership.

And with friends like Joke Liberman on ‘our’ side, were truly fucked. I suggest using the link below to read an article that details the bitter disappointment that is the execrable Mr. Lieberman. I’ll see you on the radio this coming Sunday!

                                                 John L.

Read all about it: 

http://www.commondreams.org/view/2009/10/28

Northwest Pilots Not in Cockpit; Found at Home Hiding in Box

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009


MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report) - The mystery surrounding the Northwest Airlines flight that strayed 150 miles from its intended destination was resolved today as Northwest reported that the two pilots for the flight were never in the cockpit to begin with.

“We found them safe at home, hiding in a box,” said Northwest spokesperson Carol Foyler. “We’re just glad that this story had a happy ending.”

Despite the positive resolution to the pilots’ drama, Northwest said they were moving forward on a number of safety measures, such as banning the computer game Guitar Hero in the cockpit.

The Worlds Best Music is Here!

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

 

This Sunday quality pop music and more will once more radiate across the internets as our colleague and pally Dave the Boogie Man sets out a three hour full course dinner of musical treats.

You are hereby required to use our listen links to treat yourself to great tunage commencing with the pre show festivities at 7:30 and the actual Boogie Man madness, begins straight up at 8 EST.

Of course your comments or requests for future shows should be sent to Dave. Visit his music blog to find out what’s in store or to get in touch with Dave at http://davetheboogieman.blogspot.com/

New iPhone App Detects Balloon Hoaxes

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

 

CUPERTINO, CA (The Borowitz Report) - Amid fears that publicity-starved parents may try to convince unwitting viewers that they have launched giant balloons with their children inside, Apple today introduced a new iPhone app that detects balloon hoaxes.

The app, called iBalloon, enables the user to point the iPhone at a balloon overhead to determine whether or not there is a child inside.

In other news, Merriam-Webster, the dictionary company, said that the word “balloon” is now an acceptable verb, meaning “fuck with.”

The online dictionary offers this example of the new verb: “You come home at 3 AM and say you were at work all that time - are you ballooning me?”

Elsewhere, Afghan president Hamid Zarkai was accused of ballooning the recent presidential election.

LIGHTNING STRIKES AGAIN

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

JL Returns

An anything but special 11L/RNI Extravagonzo will be here LIVE this Sunday (10/18) from 8 to 10 (later if the audience is strong enough). As usual attendance is mandatory.

See you on the radio.

                       John L.

Obama Named Country Music Entertainer of the Year

Monday, October 12th, 2009

Like a Obama Cowboy

NASHVILLE (from Andy Borowitz) - President Barack Obama stunned the country music world today by picking up its highest honor, Country Music Entertainer of the Year.

Mr. Obama was chosen unanimously, according to the Country Music Association, beating out such favorites as Carrie Underwood and Toby Keith.

In Nashville, country music insiders were shocked by Mr. Obama’s selection, given that he has only been in office for eight months and during that time has yet to record a single country song.

But Mr. Obama was gracious in receiving the honor, saying that he was “honored and humbled” by the award before excusing himself to accept this year’s Heisman Trophy.

The REAL America Haters

Sunday, October 11th, 2009

Who really hates America? The animus towards the black guy in the White House gets all the plainer and hard to ignore every time the ‘loyal’ opposition celebrates and cheers for all the wrong reasons.

Obama tried to land the Olympics for Chicago. Okay, pretty damn stupid, and a waste of his time and our dollars, but when the games were awarded to Rio, those that loathe him cheered!

Applauded, celebrated, broke out the bubbly and toasted the fact that their country DID NOT GET THE OLYMPICS. Think that would have been the case if a Bush or a white guy or, heck, any Republican had witnessed his personal appeal fail?

Then came the Nobel Peace Prize award. Now I too, cannot fathom what the President did to win it, but I know why he did.

He’s not Bush! Yes, it is an affirmation not of what he has done, but what he represents, a new America and a hopefully really kind and gentler one (if possible).

It is also the Norwegians way of saying “Go ahead, step up the war in Afghanistan now pally’. It’s their way of trying to exert all the political influence a no-count nation among a planet of powerful ones possibly can.

So, by virtue of not being G.W. Bush, and representing a new face for America (although that face may be a false one) he gets the nod. Of course past winners of this ‘prestigious’ nonsense, have included such anything but peaceful rodents such as Henry Kissinger and Yasser Arafat and Shimon Perez.

Nonetheless, Obama wins it, America comes up looking good, and again the Republicans, who love America so, pounce on the President and rue the fact that at least this time we won something! Why the nerve of the President winning the Nobel prize! How dare America look positive?

There is truly no pleasing these louts. Yes, so strong is their love of this land that they display their contempt for it by cheering our Olympic hosting loss, and an award of some note. Yep, if you don’t love it, leave it indeed. Heck, I’ll sell the farm and provide air fare to get this bunch out of here.

A pathetic reminder of what really matters to this crowd. And it is not the nation but their ‘right’ to be in power and whine and bitch when denied said power. The war on Obama continues and nothing he can do will bring a peace to that conflict.

Representative from Florida, the recently famous Alan Grayson, my kind of whack job, said much when he said the following: “I think I understand their disappointment (meaning the Republicans). They’re not going to be winning the Nobel Peace Prize themselves anytime soon. They probably wish there a Nobel Prize for fear, a Nobel Prize for hatred, a Nobel Prize for racism. You know, then they’d be in the running, but I don’t think they’re going to be winning a Nobel Peace Prize soon”. Nuff said!

                                              John L.

The Extravagonzo Returns!

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

 The 'Old' 11L studio stripped bare

A ‘Test’ show will be done LIVE this Sunday evening at 8 PM from our new facility on the Isle of Staten.

The actual studio is probably months away from completion, as with 58 years worth of effluvia to unpack and a new home to furnish and set up, I’ve had little time to find most of the audio equipment needed to reestablish the full studio.

But with our mini-mixer, a single microphone and an internet connection, I shall do a stripped down show this week, and in all likelihood EVERY OTHER WEEK for the foreseeable future. The Bi-weekly show schedule will probably be the one we shall maintain from here on out.

Until I locate what boxes most of the studio goodies are buried in, I will not be able to take phone calls but will look forward to reading your e mail comments.

Join us for the pre game musical intro at about 7:30 EST and then join us from 8 to 10 (later depending on my mood) for our first The A Little Bit Of Everything Extravagonzo from Brookyln South, on 11L/RNI (a wholly owned subsidiary of Gangplank Broadcasting Inc.)